D.Y.M.M. Y.D.P. Agong's Birthday Honours List
Posted by ubill at 08:51 PM on July 4, 2007.
This Year's Birthday Message
Greetings once again folks ~!!!
It is really nice to get the birthday wishes, even from many people that I have not met in a very, very long time. The magmatic-warm wishes came in the form of SMSes, MMSes (which overwhelms my museum-artifact phone's puny 2MB (not 2GB!!) of internal, unexpandable phone memory), Friendster messages, emails and phone calls... up to the ultimate face to face wishes. Colleagues treated me to lunch today, it is a happy birthday for me 
Many thanks to all who were kind enough to remember me. It reassures me that I'm more than a pretty face beside a train (the song Superman(It's Not Easy) happened to be in my playlist recently) or rather, "...not just a man in a funny red sheet".
And receiving a phone call even all the way from Aaaaaauuuuustraaaaaaaliaaaaaaa... (announced Don King style)
I appreciate it very much. I am touched. Makes me feel like a lenglui who is worth all the attention of being pursued. (What could be more flattering than that?)
And this year, no Datukship titles were conferred. This is because I am by far more stringent than any of the other rulers in the country when it comes to qualifying requisites. For one, candidates must be over 50 years of age before they can qualify. With good reason - I'd need to be screwing their daughters. Thereafter there is still a nine-month waiting period before the confirmation of their titles. For those who did not meet the age requirement, don't worry, you can send in your nomination/application in time to come, just be patient. Feel free to nominate your friends who qualify for candidacy too.
Once again, cheers to all you good folks ~!!!
With Love,
`U Bill ~
(: Welcome ! :)
Posted by ubill at 10:50 PM on June 21, 2007.
Yatta ~!!!
It's finally completed!
Welcome to the spanking new layout!
For now I'll use these graphicx, but later on I'd shift to my own designs.
Two weeks of hard work has paid off...
Now I can go to sleep well at night.
Reprocreational: addendum
Posted by ubill at 10:49 PM on June 21, 2007.
Reprocreational: addendum
Or, it is also aptly defined as:
Procreative activity with the intention of recreation.
Full marks awarded either way.
WotD 20 June 2007:
Posted by ubill at 05:18 PM on June 20, 2007.
uBill's Word Of The Day (WotD)
reprocreational activity
Definition:
Self explanatory. An euphemism. I love euphemisms.
Specifically, procreational activity without the intention of reproduction.
Usage example:
"I don't suppose someone is going to come up to me to seek my valued assistance in reprocreational activity."
And remember folks, you saw this word here first.
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